Zackyadvenger

███ 10% scattered
████ 20% trashed
█████ 30% unholy
██████ 40% blinded
███████ 50% bat
████████ 60% beast
█████████ 70% wicked
██████████ 80% lost
███████████ 90% darkness
████████████ 100% Avenged Sevenfold

I am the thing that hides under your bed!! So I'm told, by my mommy -_-'''. I love to read,write, and draw. But I suck at drawing, so I'm told. AHHHHHH!!!! :D I love MCR!! Expeicaly frankie. i was eally sad when he got rid of his peirceings. But, to tell the truth, I hate lip peirceings!. I watched to many movies! So hat is really a good thing, in some ways. OH OH OH OH!!! I also like the pairing Ferard. To all of you homophobes "or how ever you spell the word" can go to hell and kill yourselves!!!!! Alright? Don't mean to be mean but it is so true!!

JUST RANDOM THINGS I PULLED OFF YOUTUBE!


MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type Frank Iero into Google and hit I'm Feeling Lucky!
x. When God said, Let there be light, Gerard Way said, say please

***WARNING!***
Keep Bob away from the cameras
Keep Ray away from the hair straighteners
Keep Mikey away from the toaster
Keep Gerard away from the needles
KEEP FRANK AWAY FROM GERARD (NOT!!!)

█████████████ 100% Ferard lover!!
GERARD+FRANK=FRERARD

For anyone who stuck by My Chemical Romance even when they were called emo for it. For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what colour his hair was. For anyone who loves that Pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick. For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair. For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt. For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high. For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives. For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying when Mikey gets shot. For anyone who isn't okay. For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with ALL of their black little hearts. For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics too. For anyone who thinks they'll die alone. For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give them hugs. For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say 'Thank you' For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse. For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt. For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives. For anyone who gets exited when someone says Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey, or Ray. For anyone who gets exited when someone says My Chemical Romance or MCR. For anyone who says I am My Chemical Romance with pride, and with honesty For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time. For anyone who has had a relative say, Please no more MCR today! For anyone who gets excited/ hyper when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt down town. For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance Concert. For enyone who really listens to them. For every one who dont know where they'd be with out them, For anyone who loves them with all their black little hearts For every one whos lives changed the moment they heard one song For every one who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE,
TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,
OF NEW JERSEY,
AND TO THE MUSIC,
OF WHICH THEY PLAY,
ONE NATION,
UNDER GERARD
INVINCIBLE,
WITH VENOM AND VAMPIRES 4 ALL

they told us they werent okay. they told us vampires will never hurt us. they want us to say our famous last words and join the black parade. they said the mirror wasnt big enough for the both of them. they cried for the ghost of us. they introduced us to helena. they dont love us like they did yesterday.

x__FOR ALL MCR HATERS__x
every word Gerard sings. every beat Bob plays. every solo Ray put his heart into. ever note Mikey hit. every rhythm that has came out of Franks guitar. saved the lives of thousands who didnt think they could make it

You say pink and I say black.
You say normal I say whacked
You say Paris Hilton I say Lyn-Z
You say bathroom I say tree
You say Zac Efron I say Frank Iero
You say I should stay I say I should go.
You say Pop I say Rock
You say I'm obsessed I say I'm not.
You say Disney Channel I say MTV
You say legal I say free
You say Jonas Brothers I say Korn
You say myspace I say porn
You say love I say sex
You say easy I say complex.
You say diamonds I say metal
You say better I say lethal
You say quiet I say loud.
You say you're disappointed
I say I'm proud.
You say you're cute I say I'm indecent
You say I'm weird I say I'm different.

You say alive
I say DEAD!
You say im fine
I say IM NOT OKAY
You say a walk in the park
I say CEMETARY DRIVE
You say romantic
I say CHEMICAL
You say hip hip hooray
I say 3 CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE
You say jonas brothers
I say WAY BROTHERS
You say edward cullen
I say GERARD WAY
You say mcr sucks
I say MCR SAVED MY LIFE BITCH!!!

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♫ REAL BOTDF FANS....♫ (made by me xXEmo-Teddy-BearXx)
1. Don't believe the rumors about Dahvie and Jessi.
2. Have listened to their music at least a full 24 hours.
3. Love their music
4. Sing ' I Heart Hello Kitty' outloud and don't care who hears.
5. Know who popped Jayy's balloon.
6. Have gotten a cavity from eating to many watermelon blow pops.
7. Yell," DAMN YOU STRAWBERRY, YOUR PINK DECIEVING WRAPPER!!!!" when you get mad.
8. Have more than one BOTDF accessorie. (shirts, bracelets, necklaces.)
9. Laugh at Jayy's adorable laugh.
10. Have attempted to fire hoop.
12. Was so caught up with reading these and laughing that you didn't notice there wasn't a number 11. ha you dun goofed!!!
13. Laughing at yourself for missing it and blaming the strawberry's decieving wrapper.
14. When people ask who you are you say, "IMA MONSTER!"
15. When something goes wrong you yell,"DAMMIT DAHVIE!," or "DAMMIT JAYY!!!"
16. Still laugh about the turkey high five Rusty gave you. (long story)
17. Is sad that Garret left.
18. Follow them on Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.
19. Have their songs as a ringtone.
20. Have cosplayed them or attempted their makeup.
21. Worn the "Dahvie Marks" outside of the house.
22. Thinks Dahvie's Hair is AMAZING!!!
23. Fight with non BOTDF fans
24. Watch the fan videos constantly.
25. Went to a concert.
26. Sing along with everyword.
27. Doesn't care about Jayy's sexuality.
28. Would die if they saw them kiss on stage (which I did. And it was amazing. Got it on tape alllll rittteeeee.)
29. Have screamed for Dahvie's ice cream and haven't been heard.
30. Have referred to yourself as a diamond in a rhinestone world.
31. Fell in love with Dahvie's hair.
32.Created a plan to send 20 bags of watermelon blowpops to Jayy, and 20 cases of Monster to Dahvie.
33. Gotten others addicted to BOTDF.
34. Have actually thought about kidnapping them.
35.Have been told by others that your obsessed and blame it on Dahvie's hair.
36. Know all the words to at least 6 of their songs (or all ;") )
37.Quote them in facebook status and picture edits
38.Are jealous of Dahvie and Jayy's hair
39. End up gettin psp taken away and having the teacher turn it on and have Scream For My Ice Cream full blast in Religion class.
40. Cried when Jayy and his fiance Daniel broke up.
41. Keep a Picture of them in your pocket, purse, or locker.
42. Most of the things on your Christmas list is from their site.
42. Wondered what Jayy was typing in the Believe music video.
43. Feel bad that Jayy's engagement ring almost got stolen.
44. Know their birthday's and actually celebrated it.
45. You're listening to them right now.
46. Their songs are on the Top 25 Most Played on your I-Pod
47. Made A SGTC Club Member Card.
48. Have Gotten a teacher to sing along to the lyrics.
49. Yell at people who say it sounds like their saying,"At the bus stop," in Lovestruck.
50. Say, "Ya Dun Goofed!!!" to anyone that screws up.
51. Buy a pair of contacts from the brand they use.
52. Constantly say,"There will be blood!" when something awesome will happen.
53. You find yourself humming,'It's On Like Donkey Kong,' during a test, and end up getting accused of cheating.
54. Know what 'Dayy' is. >///<"
55. End up drawing them, along with Iggy and Jiggy Boo, on your math notes next to graphing diagrams.
56. Draw BOTDF related things on the back of a test only when the test comes back graded, you not only get an 'A' but get, 'You are a great artist. Keep up the good work. :)' On the back.
57. Rub it in people's faces that Dahvie and Jayy will always be better then them.
58. Still love BOTDF even after Jeffree Star flipped out at them over twitter.
59. Fought for Dahvie on social networking sites over the alledged Jessi Slaughter issue till 4:30 in the morning for days on end, and taking shifts to battle.
60. Cover your bedroom in Hello Kitty like their place.
61. Randomly quote when talking or sing it in class by teachers for funn
62. Have named a bee 'Frederick Fuckinstein'
63. Want an oreo cake for your birthday like Dahvie.
64. Use the Hokey Smokey voice when you get bored. (ha ha go Jayy!!!)
65. Use the Dahvie smiley a lot! :")
66. Yell at the hyenas at the zoo, telling them,"Wake the fuck up!"
67. When you are about to do something awesome, you say,"Let the party begin!!!"
68. You almost never take off your BOTDF braclets.
69. Wish that Dahvie and Jayy would become a couple (or maybe that's just me XD)
70. Made a "YA DUN GOOFED!" video like they did.
71. Wished you could sing Sluts Get Guts on stage with them
72. Accidently played Innocent High in class, only to have the kid behind you get blamed for it.
73. Randomly start raving to BOTDF at a youth group.
74. Wished the song An Epic of Epicness was longer.
75. Post This on their profile like the good little fans they are.


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